TOUCH MY TOOTER - words and music by Ween
*from the album "Pure Guava"
I think this song might be one the most fucked up ones Deaner was talkin'
about. So I've updated it. It's the same chord progression, I just play 'em
differently.
C G G
E |==0== ==3== ==1==
B |==8== ==3== ==1==
G |==9== ==4== ==2==
D |=10== ==5== ==3==
A |===== ===== ==3==
E |===== ===== ==1==
Touch My Tooter - by Ween
C G C
Buggy why's my brain so muddy
G C
Why do I feel like puddy
G C G
When she walks into the room
F F
Touch my tooter - smoocher
C G C
Sonny it ain't all milk and honey
G C
And I don't think it's funny
G C G
When she starts to groove
C G C
Baby ain't it feelin' lazy
G C
And ain't it crazy
G C G
When you think it's all smooth
F F
Touch my tooter - smoocher
Buggy why's my brain so muddy
Why do I feel like puddy
When she walks into the room
Sonny ain't it funny
And I don't think it's funny
When she starts to groove
Touch my tooter - smoocher
(The little blues piece before the solo)
e--8----
b--10---
g--12b--
***Version 2*** by Weenzer
Flip on your grunge/distortion pedal for this one, ladies and gents.
C G
G------9--------4--------|
D-----------------------O|
A-----------------------O|
E--8-8----8/3-3----3/----|
F
D--3--|
A--3--|
E--1--|
C G C
Buggy, why's my brain so muddy
G C
Why do I feel like putty
G C
When she walks into the room
F
Touch my tooter - smoocher
Sonny, it ain't all milk and honey
And I don't think it's funny
When she starts to groove
Baby, if you're feeling lazy
And ain't it crazy
When you think this all through
Touch my tooter, smoocher
Buggy, why's my brain so muddy
Why do I feel like putty
When she walk into the room
Sonny, ain't it funny
And I don't think it's funny
When she starts to groove
Touch my tooter, smoocher
Take it down for me, bring me home
<solo> (play twice)
e-----------------------6-------------3---------3-5--
B--8-8-8-8-7-6-5-4-4-4-4-4-3-1-1-1-1-1-2-3-3-3-3-5---
Buggy, why's my brain so muddy
Why do I feel like putty
When she walk into the room
Sonny, it ain't all milk and honey
And I don't think it's funny
When she starts to groove
***Solo Version 2*** by GABOU!!!
This is just a small update for the solo...
Solo live
E |========================================================|======================6========
B |=8=8=8=8=7=6=5=4=4=4=4=4=4==3=2=1=1=1=1=1^3^1=0==0=1s3==|=8=8=8=8=7=6=5=4=4=4=4=4=3=2=1=1
G |================================================2=======|===============================
D |========================================================|===============================
A |========================================================|==============================
E |========================================================|===============================
E |======3=====3====10=====10==|
B |=1=1=1==1=1====8====8=8=====|
G |============================|
D |============================|
A |============================|
E |============================|
Buggy why's my brain so muddy
Why do I feel like puddy
When she walks into the room
Sonny it ain't all milk and honey
And I don't think it's funny
When she starts to groove
***Bass Tab*** by Guff
H q e e q e e q 4x e e e e e e e e
----|--r-----||---------5------------||-----------r--------r-----|------
4:--|--e-----||*-----------------5--*||-----------e--------e-----|------
4:--|--s--10\||*--3--3--------------*||-----------s--------s-----|------
----|--t-----||------------3--3------||--1--1--1--t--1--1--t--1--|------
Verse 1 Chorus
e e e e e e e e e e q e e q 8x e e e e e e
---------r--------------||---------5------------||-----------r----------
---------e--------------||*-----------------5--*||-----------e----------
---------s--------------||*--3--3--------------*||-----------s----------
1--1--1--t--1--1--1--1--||------------3--3------||--1--1--1--t--1--1----
Verse 2 Chorus
e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e
r-----|-------------------------|--------5--r-----------r--|------------
e-----|-----------3-------------|-----------e--------5--e--|------------
s-----|-------------------------|--3--3-----s-----------s--|--3--3------
t--1--|--1--1--1-----1--1--1/13\|-----------t--3--3-----t--|------------
Verse 3
e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e
5--r--------r--12--|--------5--r--------r--12--|--------r--5------------
---e--------e------|-----------e--------e------|--------e---------------
---s--------s------|--3--3-----s--------s------|--3--3--s---------------
---t--3--3--t------|-----------t--3--3--t------|--------t-----3--3------
e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e
r/12--|--------5--r--------r/12--|--------r--5--------r--x--12--|-------
e-----|-----------e--------e-----|--------e-----------e---------|-------
s-----|--3--3-----s--------s-----|--3--3--s-----------s---------|--3----
t-----|-----------t--3--3--t-----|--------t-----3--3--t---------|-------
e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e
---r--5--------r--------|--------r--5--------r----|-----14-----r--14----
---e-----------e--5--x--|--------e-----------e--3/|------------e--------
3--s-----------s--------|--3--3--s-----------s----|--8------8--s--------
---t-----3--3--t--------|--------t-----3--3--t----|------------t--------
Chorus
e e e e e e e e e e e e e q e e q 3x
---r--14--|--14--14-----r-----------14--||---------5------------||------
---e------|-------------e---------------||*-----------------5--*||------
8--s------|----------8--s--8--8--8------||*--3--3--------------*||------
---t------|-------------t---------------||------------3--3------||------
Guitar Solo
e e e e e e e e q q s s e e e q q s s e e
------r--5--5-----------|-----------------------|-----------------------
------e--------------5--|-----------------------|-----------------------
3--3--s-----------3-----|--3--3--3--3--2--1--0--|-----------------------
------t--------3--------|-----------------------|--4--4--4--4--4--3-----
Bridge
e e q q s s e e e e e e e e e e e e q q
------|--------------------------|--------------------------|-----------
------|--------------------------|--------------------------|-----------
------|--------------------------|--------------------------|--3--3-----
2--1--|--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--|-----------
Bass a little
s s e e e q q s s e e e e q q q q e e e
---------------|--------------------------|--------------|--------------
---------------|--------------------------|--------------|--------------
3--3--2--1--0--|--------------------------|--------------|--------------
---------------|--4--4--4--4--4--3--2--1--|--1--1--1--1--|--1--1--1-----
behind here ^ and here ^
e h q H e e q e e q 4x w 4x
---------r--|-----r--||---------5------------||--||---r---||------|-----
---------e--|-----e--||*-----------------5--*||--||*--e--*||--2:--|-----
---------s--|-----s--||*--3--3--------------*||--||*--s--*||--4:--|-----
1--x--x--t--|--1--t--||------------3--3------||--||---t---||------|-----
Verse 4
h q e h e q e Q e e q e Q e q e q e e e
r--|--r-----r--r--|--r-----r-----r--|--r-----r-----|--r-----r---------||
e--|--e--5--e--e--|--e--5--e--5--e--|--e--5--e-----|--e--5--e--5--5-5-||
s--|--s-----s--s--|--s-----s-----s--|--s-----s-----|--s-----s---------||
t--|--t-----t--t--|--t-----t-----t--|--t-----t--3--|--t-----t---------||
**Tabbed by Jerm and Todd
Awesome Sound - Ween Guitar tabs (www.vaxxine.com/mtbhl/ween.htm)