PANDY FACKLER - words and music by Ween
**from the album "White Pepper"

Our first real submission, SteveBoo25 sent in this song and is
purty sure that it's correct. Lyrics from the Chocodog merchandise site.

opening
G C D
E |===========================================================
B |========================1>=3=3=1=0=1=======1===============
G |================0=2=====2>=4=4=2=0=0=======0=0===1=2=4=2=0=
D |5=========0=2=4=====4=0============2===0=2=====2===========
A |====0=2=3==========================3=3=====================
E |==3========================================================

E |================
B |======3=5=3=1=0=
G |======4=5=4=2=0=
D |4=2=0===========
A |================
E |================

***2nd opening by Conor O'Malley

This is at the start of the song and is also the beginning of each riff;
E----------------------------------------------
B----------------------------------------------
G----------------------2-----------------------
D-5-------------2-4-5----4---------------------
A--------2-3-5-------------5-------------------
E--3-3-5---------------------------------------

then the full riff goes;(repreated twice each time)
E---------------------------------3-3-3-3--0--------
B---------------------------------3-3-3-3--1--------
G----------------------2----------0-0-0-0--0--------
D-5-------------2-4-5----4--------0-0-0-0--2--------
A--------2-3-5-------------5------2-2-2-2--3--------
E--3-3-5--------------------------3-3-3-3--x--------

E-------------------------------------------
B-------------------------------------------
G--------0^2-0---0-2-4---------5-4-2--------
D--2-0^2-------2-------5-4-2---------5-4-2--
A----------------------------5--------------
E-------------------------------------------

E-------------------------------------------
B-------------------------------------------
G-------------------------------------------
D-------------------------------------------
A--5-3-2------------------------------------
E--------5-0-2-3----------------------------

1st part of the verse...play ? times
E |=======
B |=2>3=3=
G |=3>4=4=
D |=4>5=4=
A |=======
E |=======

second part goes:

Em
G
Am
Em

play first part twice
then go:
C D C D
E |=======================
B |=======================
G |=5>7=7==5>7=7==========
D |=5>7=7==5>7=7==========
A |=3>5=5==3>5=5==========
E |=======================

Then there's a little thing

E |=======================
B |=3=3=3==3=3=3==========
G |=4=4=2==4=4=2==========
D |=5=5=3==5=5=3==========
A |=5=5====5=5============
E |=3=3====3=3============

and this is the end:

G C D

E |====================================================================
B |===========================1>=3=3=1=0=1=======1=====================
G |=================0=2=======2>=4=4=2=0=0=======0=0===1=2=4=2=0=======
D |=5=========0=2=4=====4=0==============2===0=2=====2===========4=2=0=
A |=====0=2=3============================3=3===========================
E |===3================================================================

E |================================================
B |3=5=3=1=0=======================================
G |4=5=4=2=0=======================================
D |==========4=2=0=================================
A |================3=2==0==========================
E |=======================0=2=3====================

Pandy Fackler was a working girl
Living alone in another world
Of picket fences and a white fa?ade
Sucking dicks under the Promenade

She was almost in a coma - from doing the Bossa Nova
And the Funky Cold Medina - man, I wish you coulda seen her

Poor little Pandy is doing the best she can
Eating cotton candy from the garbage can
First to come and the last to go
I met her backstage after the 2nd show

Two lonely people on a summer night
We weren't in love but it was still alright
I held her close and she squeezed me tight - my Pandy!

(solos)

***Version 2 by Conor O'Malley

I was checking out the Pandy Fackler submission, and although all the riffs
are perfect, the verses ain't. All the chords in the verses should be
sevenths (except D and Em). I use the 'thumb on E string' style maj/m 7 if
the root is on the E string. Here are my chord boxes.

Gmaj7 Cmaj7 Am7
E--2--- ---3--- ---5---
B--3--- ---5--- ---5---
G--4--- ---4--- ---5---
D--4--- ---5--- ---5---
A--x--- ---3--- ---x---
E--3--- ---x--- ---5---

~During the verse, Mig quickly slides the chord shapes of Gmaj7 and D up
from 1 semitone lower(listen to it!)
~During the chorus/instrumental break whatever you want to call it, the
chords go to the dominant majors...eg G and C and the riff is played around
these chords

Oh yeah, this is the little riff at the start of each verse

E--17-17-17-17-17-17-17p/o14----------------------
B-----------------------------15------------------
G--------------------------------16---------------
D-------------------------------------------------
A-------------------------------------------------
E-------------------------------------------------

Gmaj7
Pandy Fackler was a working girl

Living alone in another world

Of picket fences and a white fa?ade

Sucking dicks under the Promenade
Cmaj7 Gmaj7 Am7 Em
She was almost in a coma - from doing the Bossa Nova
Gmaj7 D
And the Funky Cold Medina - man, I wish you coulda seen her

Gmaj7 Am7 Gmaj7 Am7 Gmaj7 Am7 Gmaj7 (wah-wah on last chord)

Same again..........
Poor little Pandy is doing the best she can
Eating cotton candy from the garbage can
First to come and the last to go
I met her backstage after the 2nd show

Two lonely people on a summer night
We weren't in love but it was still alright
I held her close and she squeezed me tight - my Pandy!

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**Tabbed by SteveBoo25
Awesome Sound - Ween Guitar tabs (www.vaxxine.com/mtbhl/ween.htm)