MR. RICHARD SMOKER - words and music by Ween
from the album "12 Golden Country Greats"
I lifted this from Greg Staggs who did a fine job on tabbing this song.
I did the solo as best I could.
Mr. Richard Smoker - by Ween
[C] Boodley bah boo [Dm] Boodley bah boo [F] Boodley bah boo bah [G]
C
Mr. Richard Smoker, You?re a poopy poker,
C C# Dm G
Chardonnay and cocaine in the spa
G7
Cigarrettes and coffee breath, Little boys on crystal meth
G7 F7 F7 G7 G7
Tonight we?ll tango in the street, you eat -- dark meat
C
Mr. Richard Smoker, You?re a chicken choker,
C C# Dm G
Tonite you?re gonna let it all hang out
G7
Panty hose and Aqua Net, smoking menthal cigarettes
G7 F7 F7 G7 G7
Tonight we?ll tango in the street, you eat -- dark meat
[C] Boodley bah boo [Dm] Boodley bah boo [F] Boodley bah boo bah [G]
SMOKE! [JAM]
Solo: (Part of it anyways)
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You eat -- dark meat
[C] Boodley bah boo [Dm] Boodley bah boo [F] Boodley bah boo bah [G]
C
Mr. Richard Smoker, You?re an Ono Yoker
C C# Dm G
Cognac and black coffee with the boys
G7
Dancin? in your buster browns, whirlin? to that techno sound
G7 F7 F7 G7 G7
Your hands are wet, your hair is slick, you smoke -- big dick
C
Mr. Richard Smoker, You?re a velvet coker
C C# Dm G
Bruce and Jeff will pick you up at ten
G7
Goin out, dancing in the city, Friday night, gotta look pretty
G7 F7 F7 G7 G7
Tonight we?ll tango in the street, you eat -- dark meat
[C] Boodley bah boo [Dm] Boodley bah boo [F] Boodley bah boo bah [G]
[D] Boodley bah boo [Em] Boodley bah boo [G] Boodley bah boo bah [A]
[E] Boodley bah boo [F#m] Boodley bah boo [A] Boodley bah boo bah [B]
[F#] Boodley bah boo [G#m] Boodley bah boo [B] Boodley bah boo bah
[C#] [C#]
***Bass Tab*** by Geoffrey Dickens
Again this song has a low C but I'm going to transcribe it for a normal tuning.
This time there's an '*' at the top of the affected verse.
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Intro Verses 1 & 2
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Intro Solo
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Intro Verse 3
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Verse 4
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Outro
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**Tabbed by Greg Staggs
Awesome Sound - Ween Guitar tabs (www.vaxxine.com/mtbhl/ween.htm)