I'M GAY AND PROUD - words and music by the Moistboyz
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I'm Gay And Proud - words and music by the Moistboyz

Ok, this is a lovely little country-ish tune about being gay.
It is well-written and "straight" to the point ;)

E A B E
E A B E

E
mary ellen asked me to the
A B E
sadie hawkins dance
E
but it grossed my out when i felt the trill
A B E
of her girly underpants
E
she asked what's wrong so i choked on my tongue
A B E
and i said i don't like this song
E
but in my heart i needed a man
A B E
if i was to get it on

E
I'm gay and I'm proud
A B E
I'm a homosexual gotta scream it out loud

on friday nights i like to go
and hang out with the boys
they know the town they fool around
and do the things that i enjoy
well when the nighttime lights are all shut down
well i feel so all alone
i sure wish one of those big butch boys
would sure take me home

my daddy brought my up
to be a good ol' country boy
but i didn't like the girl with the golden curls
and he got real annoyed
she been knockin on the door and calling on the phone
by god your wastin' time
so put on your coats and sew your oats
and get the girl home by 9

i'm gay and i'm proud
i'm a homosexual gotta scream it out loud

when i hit the showers i feel like a flower with the boys on the football team
all the ...........
of smelly sweaty steam
when i tried to tell my coach i'm queer
he fell to his knees and cried
nobody wants to know the pretty little girl
that i am deep inside

i'm gay and i'm proud
i'm a homosexual gotta scream it out loud

well now i'm grown and i don't talk
about my fancies anymore
i gotta good wife and a normal life
that greets me and the door
and if i told my friends what i was in the end
they'd stand and wonder why
then they'd kick my ass and scream
"that little faggot's gotta die!"

i'm gay and i'm proud
i'm a homosexual gotta scream it out loud
i'm gay and i'm proud
i'm a homosexual gotta scream it out loud

<don't know the solo, but if you do, please tab it for the people!>

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**Tabbed by Weenzer

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***Version 2

I'm Gay and I'm Proud

G C D G
Mary ellen asked me to the Sadie Hawkins dance
G C D G
but it grossed me out when i felt the trim of her girlie underpants
G C D G
she asked whats wrong so i chewed on my tounged and said "i don't like this song"
G C D G
but in my heart i needed a man if i was to git it on.

G
I'm Gay and I'm Pround
G C D G
I'm a homosexual gonna scream it out loud

on friday nights i like to go and hang out with the boys
they know the town and fool around and do the things that i enjoy
but when the nighttime lights are all shut down i feel so all alone
i sure wish one of them big butch boys would sure take me

My daddy brought me up to be a good ole country boy
but i didn't like the girl with the golden curls and he got real annoyed
she been knockin on the door and callin on the phone my boy you're wastin time
so put on your coats and sow your oats and git the girl home by nine

When i hit the showers i feel like the flowers with the boys on the football team
all fun of dented buns and the haze of smelly sweaty steam
when i tried to tell the coach "I'M QUEER" he fell to his knees and cried
nobody wants to know the pretty little girl that i am deep inside

Well now i'm grown and i don't talk about my fancies any more
i got a good wife and a normal life that greets me at the door
and if i told my friends what i was in the end, they'd stand and wonder why
then they'd kick my ass and scream "THAT LITTLE FAGGOTS GOTTA DIE"

Hot dogs are on the house tonite
I'm feelin a little queer

***Tabbed by Matt
Awesome Sound - Ween Guitar tabs (www.vaxxine.com/mtbhl/ween.htm)