1.0 (FUCK NO) - words and music by the Moistboyz
**from the Moistboyz EP

1.0 (Fuck No)

Verse

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B|------------------|-----------|
G|------------------|-----------|
D|------------------|-----------|
A|--------------5---|-----------|
E|--0--0--5--7------|-----------|

Chorus

e|------------------|--2--------|
B|------------------|--3--------|
G|------------------|--2--------|
D|--7--9--10--9--7--|--0--------|
A|--7--9--10--9--7--|-----------|
E|--5--7--8---7--5--|-----------|

Y'all MADD mothers can take a step aside
Michelob dreams are being served on the side
A man runs smoother when he's nice and high
The wheel without the bottle will leave you stinkin' dry

One point zero - Fuck No
Gotta go

Gotta get home even when I'm stoned
My designated driver ain't got a workin' phone
Why'd you put the bar so far from my home
You take a lot of chances when you're drinking alone

One point zero - Fuck No
Gotta g

Bars and cars are like a man and his wife
I never turn the key and thought of taking a life
So I'm rollin' like a demon with foam on my lip
Got an extra six pack for a two dollar tip

One point zero - Fuck No
Gotta go

Break

When you're sittin' on a sunday watchin' TV
You're sure as hell to see a picture of me
Smilin' at the chevy with a four wheel drive
And a Michelob man cruisin' high and alive

One point zero - Fuck No
Gotta go

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**Tabbed by Andrew lyrics by todder
Awesome Sound - Ween Guitar tabs (www.vaxxine.com/mtbhl/ween.htm)