KANSAS CITY STAR - as covered by Ween
**Unreleased

Kansas City Star - by Roger Miller

Intro: (bar chords) A G F E
E B
Got a letter just this mornin, it was postmarked Omaha
B E
It was typed and neatly written offerin me a better job
E A
Better job and higher wages, expenses paid and a car
A B E
But I'm on TV here locally and I can't quit I'm a star
E B
I come on TV, grinnin, wearin pistols and a hat
B E
Its a kiddie show and I'm the hero of the underset
E A
I'm the #1 attraction 'every supermarket parking lot
A B E
I'm the King of Kansas City, no thanks Omaha, thanks alot
(chorus)
(don't play here)
B
Kansas City Star, thats what I are, Yodalidalehee,
B
you ought to see my car, I drive a
E B
Big ole Cadillac, wire wheels, I got rhinestones on my spokes
B E
Got credit down at the grocery store, my barber tells me jokes
E A
I'm the #1 attraction 'every supermarket parking lot
A B E
I'm the King of Kansas City, no thanks Omaha, thanks alot

(solo)

(repeat chorus)

**Tabbed by Jon Berstein
Awesome Sound - Ween Guitar tabs (www.vaxxine.com/mtbhl/ween.htm)